Never let your schooling

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  • Never let your schooling interfere with your education
  • Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and wonderful
  • Never offend with style when you can offend with substance
  • Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow
  • Never send a monster to do the work of a mad scientist. Now be a good little bunny and let me have your brain.
  • Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are
  • Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep
  • Never tell me the odds–numbers confuse me
  • Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle
  • Never trust a smiling game master
  • Never try to out-stubborn a cat
  • Never try to teach a pig to sing. It only wastes your time and annoys the pig.
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
  • Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are
  • Never volunteer–they'll send you to earth
  • Never wear a hat that has more character than you do
  • The New Age is just like the old age–only newer
  • New Year's Eve, 2000–the odometer turns over.  New Year's Eve, 2001–the beginning of the millennium.  Join the two party system!
  • The next time you go seeking revelation, can you find a way that is somewhat less uncomfortable?
  • Nice computers don't go down
  • Nice computers only go down once a day
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