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- Never let your schooling interfere with your education
- Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and wonderful
- Never offend with style when you can offend with substance
- Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow
- Never send a monster to do the work of a mad scientist. Now be a good little bunny and let me have your brain.
- Never share your foxhole with someone braver than you are
- Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep
- Never tell me the odds–numbers confuse me
- Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle
- Never trust a smiling game master
- Never try to out-stubborn a cat
- Never try to teach a pig to sing. It only wastes your time and annoys the pig.
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
- Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are
- Never volunteer–they'll send you to earth
- Never wear a hat that has more character than you do
- The New Age is just like the old age–only newer
- New Year's Eve, 2000–the odometer turns over. New Year's Eve, 2001–the beginning of the millennium. Join the two party system!
- The next time you go seeking revelation, can you find a way that is somewhat less uncomfortable?
- Nice computers don't go down
- Nice computers only go down once a day