My greatest fear is that one

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  • My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win
  • My house is dog-broken
  • My ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals.  The brilliance of my mind is dazzling.  Even I am impressed by it.
  • My inner child can beat up your inner child
  • My life is based on a true story
  • My life is coming to bits, and I'm trying to keep it word-aligned
  • My life is like juggling Faberge' eggs in variable gravity
  • My life is not organized around high probability events
  • My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring
  • My life's really not so awful–it just seems that way when I'm awake
  • My loyalties are divided between health food and high cholesterol swill
  • My mind is a deadly weapon–but don't worry, it's peace-bonded for the weekend
  • My mind is made up–don't confuse me with facts
  • My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter–sometimes it comes out to feed
  • My monitor is so small that every time I open a file, I break a window
  • My next husband will be normal
  • My opinion is uncluttered by facts
  • My other brain is a Cray
  • My other car is a broom
  • My other cat is a Jaguar
  • My other husband is normal
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