Mulder & Scully in 2000—

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  • Mulder & Scully in 2000—Trust no one else
  • Mulder & Scully slash?  Isn't that a little…perverse?
  • Mules and donkeys aren't used in war because they're too smart to go on a battlefield
  • Mumble, mumble, mumble….POOF!
  • MUMPS!  The 3 1/2 generation language!  Everything is a string!  All data is accessed locally!  Use code as data as code as data…
  • Murphy was an optimist!
  • Murphy's Law is recursive–washing your car to make it rain doesn't work either
  • Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it
  • A mushroom cloud on the horizon, 24 empty missile tubes–now it's Miller time
  • Mutate now–avoid the rush
  • My art belongs to Dada
  • My back is computerized–it has a floppy disk
  • My body, my choice–legalize drugs
  • My boss said homosexuality is a disease, so I called in queer to work
  • My brain is the most important thing about me, but look what told me that
  • My cat's been cashing my reality checks again
  • My child is a horror student at Miskatonic University
  • My commitment is to truth, not consistency
  • MY computer was easy to use ten years ago
  • My great dream is that I've won all the beauty contests in the world and all the people I don't like are forced to build me a castle in France
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