Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies. Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal! Don't call us "gun nuts"– with a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps. My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it. Welcome … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Weird Enough for Government Work If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!   Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.   Abolish … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough Anything not nailed down is a cat toy! Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity A chill in the air, a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image Reality? That's where the pizza delivery truck comes from Christmas is supposed to be about peace on earth, not … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I can't brain today. I have the dumb. Small brain, big universe Wheelchair….Sex Toy….What's the difference?    Your safeword is not my kink Fascist meanie poo-poo head Do not touch me without asking. If I say 'no', stop asking. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review There is no freedom OF religion without freedom FROM religion C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?) The Klingon Prime Directive: [tiHoH in Klingon font] Kill Them! Bad cop. Bad BAD cop. NO DONUT.   If you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review When I was young, we rolled our dice uphill, both ways, in the snow! A motion to adjourn is always in order What we want is things that work, what we get is technology Alpha Bitch I no … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Buying a book is buying the illusion you will have time to read it Support the separation of church and hate Circumflatulation: just farting around Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice [bits of ice striking hull] … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review ORDINARY Callifragilisticexpialidocious not good enough for you? If atheism is a religion, baldness is a hair color Whenever there are sacrifices, there is someone collecting sacrifices Touched by His Noodly Appendage   I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten … Continue reading →