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- Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps.
- My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy
- The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it.
- Welcome to Middle Earth. NOW GO HOME.
- Dyselxics have more fnu
- How long do I have to be a grad student before I can petition for tenure?
- Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo!
- Bad command. Bad, BAD command. Sit! Stay!
- The meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest of us are going to the stars!
- Dead men tell no tales… unless you're in forensics
- Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?
- Carpe DM: Seize the Dungeon Master
- I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense!
- The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines.
- To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
- Once you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
- Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more!
- I don't need a new religion. I haven't used up the Old one.
- Never trust a smiling GM!
- Why get real? Plastic is cheaper, It doesn't rot, It comes in prettier colors, and it's much easier to clean!
- Will build thermonuclear devices for food
- Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup.
- Those who can, Teach. Those who cannot teach ARE RUNNING THE SCHOOLS!