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- Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies.
- Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
- Don't call us "gun nuts"– with a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns!
- If you try to get my gun, don't expect to get my trust
- REAL PROGRAMMERS DON'T DOCUMENT If it was hard to write, it should be impossible to understand!
- My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!
- User Surly
- I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
- Always proofread. You might have something out.
- It never fails! You start having fun, and they send in the lawyers.
- The First Amendment grants Freedom of Speech THE SECOND GUARANTEES IT!
- You don't need a pedigree to be a best friend
- ZenCrafters Total enlightenment in about an hour!
- Amateur Rocket Scientist My other vehicle is in orbit
- Witch Wagon – Tailgaters will be Toad
- Had a life. Traded it for a faster modem
- Most men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked.
- Sanity is a state of mind …but the taxes are so high, I had to move away.
- Wizard Wagon – Tailgaters will be toad
- Objects in mirror may have flunked driver ed
- In space, your cat can't hear you open the can
- Miskatonic Summer Games – Fastest food in Arkham