Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review Oh my God!  Verhoeven killed Starship Troopers!  You bastard! Oh, no.  Not again. Oh, no, not another learning experience! Oh, please continue with your petty bickering–I find it fascinating Old age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill Old code … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 186,000 mps: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW One hundred hairy bugs in the code, one hundred hairy bugs….Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 hairy bugs.  Repeat until BUGS = 0 One more time….this is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former The only winning move is not to play [with picture of mushroom cloud] An onomatopia is a social-political system that just … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Nerd Pride Nerd Pride: Why DO they think that "walking encyclopedia" is an insult? The net is like real life, only much, much faster Network management is like nailing jello to a wall Neutral Greedy Never argue with … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Never let your schooling interfere with your education Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and wonderful Never offend with style when you can offend with substance Never play leapfrog with a unicorn Never … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from Nick Knight Taking a bite out of crime, forever Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Sartre is smartre The Night Crew–it's an attitude Nine hundred years … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review NO!  NO!  Don't touch the plot contrivance switch! No one can make you feel inferior without your consent No one ever built a statue to a critic No one expects the Spammish repetition   Spam!  Spam!  Spam!  Spam! No one is a failure who is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Non-linear, far from equilibrium, and strangely attracted The Non Serviam Kid None of your 87 cats put the seat down either Normal?  Normal is a setting on my dryer Normal is when they cut off your sixth finger and … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win My house is dog-broken My ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals.  The brilliance of my mind is dazzling.  Even I am impressed by it. My inner child … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review My other wife is normal My parents went to Diskworld, and all they got me was this lousy stuffed turtle My .sig can't come out today.  It has a virus. My ship came in.  It was the Kobayashi Maru. My … Continue reading →