Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review TUIT [circular format] The Turing Tarpit is where everything is possible but nothing interesting is easy The twelfth regeneration's a bitch and then you die Two atoms bump into each other.  "Are you ok?"  "No, I lost an electron."  "Are you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Under the most carefully controlled conditions of scheduling, programming, and con security, the fans will do what they damn well please Under the most carefully controlled conditions of temperature, density and pressure, the organism will do what it … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review They'll make me wear a beeper when they put it into my cold dead hands They'll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hilt Thine is not to reason why, thine is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer.  It's an Acteon Figure!  Pack of dogs sold separately This has been a test of the emergency weirdness system This IS a costume.  I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings. This person is a natural product.  The slight variations in color andtexture enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts Time is just an illusion perpetuated by the manufacturers of space Time is supposed to keep everything from happening at once…it's not working Time Lords say, "Go ahead, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review To summarize the summary of a summary: people are a problem To thine own self be cool To you I'm an agnostic.  To God, I'm the loyal opposition. Today is the first day of the rest of your sentence … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Suffering makes you deep.  Travel makes you broad. I'd rather travel. Sunrise is nature's way of telling you it's bedtime Support free trade–smuggle! Support your local medical examiner–die strangely Support your local thieves' guild–leave your doors unlocked SUSHIDO–The way … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Techno-pagan Terminator–The few, the proud, the machines Thank you for not breathing while I smoke Thank you for not lecturing me about not smoking Thank you for not trying to raise my consciousness Thank you for trying to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review That's ok–I don't remember my name either Theatre is life.  Cinema is art.  Television is furniture. The Theorem Theorem: If if, then then The therapist is NOT in There ain't no such thing as a free weekend There are many … Continue reading →