That's ok–I don't

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  • That's ok–I don't remember my name either
  • Theatre is life.  Cinema is art.  Television is furniture.
  • The Theorem Theorem: If if, then then
  • The therapist is NOT in
  • There ain't no such thing as a free weekend
  • There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They all own cats.
  • There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They are all owned by cats.
  • There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnips
  • There are no accidents–only plans other people don't tell you about
  • There are no answers, only cross-references
  • There are no normal people, only people you don't know very well
  • There are only 2000 real people in the world–the rest are bad special effects
  • There are three types of people–those who can count, and those who can't
  • There are two types of people–I'm not either of them
  • There are two types of people, those who do the work, and those who get the credit.  Join the first group–there's less competition.
  • There are two types–those who hate the x86 architecture, and liars
  • There are very few personal problems which can't be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
  • There are very few problems which can't be solved by a suitable application of high explosives
  • There are very few problems which can't be solved by ripping a hole in reality
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