They'll make me wear a

Stumbleupon Review

  • They'll make me wear a beeper when they put it into my cold dead hands
  • They'll take away my sword when they pry my cold dead fingers off the hilt
  • Thine is not to reason why, thine is just to figure pi [Vulcan humor]
  • Things could be worse.  Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
  • Things only appear to get lost–they're waiting for you in next week
  • Things will go on as they always have–that is to say, badly
  • Think "HONK" if you're a telepath
  • THINK–If you are already thinking, please disregard this button
  • Think of it as evolution in action
  • This button boldly goes where no button has gone before
  • This button goes to the next person who buys me a drink
  • This button goes to the next person who gives me a hug
  • This button has been brought to you by the language 'C' and the letter 'F'
  • This button has been brought to you by the language C and the number F
  • This button is cursed.  As you read you will be confuset by ther printeb wertz.  Yer intellijenc wil vabni…xrt! xrt!
  • This button is right side up–the person wearing it has flipped [text is upside down]
  • This button isn't really very witty and it runs on and on and you'd probably be much happier reading some other button.  Most of them aren't half as depressing as this one.  Don't say I didn't warn you.
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