Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review You're not as real as you think You're not right.  You just SOUND right. You're not the only one who thinks I don't know what I'm doing You're only young once–after that you need another excuse You're sick for … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review [Yin/Yang] 🙂 Computer Analyst: "Now lie down and tell me about your motherboard…." An erection doesn't count as personal growth I believe in libraries.  Everybody should have one. I don't do math–that's why I went into computers I only … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What does a pagan do at a parking meter?  Reads the signs, calls the quarters, and pays tribute to Demeter Y2K complacent Alpha Geek Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic As a matter of fact, Mr. Shatner, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Willing to be backrub victim The windmills are winning Windows & Icons & Mice OH MY! Windows detected.  Delete?  (Yes/Hell Yes) Windows is a pane in the glass Windows isn't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy Without the last minute, how much would ever get done? Woman has certain inalienable rights, and first and foremost among them is the right to occupy as much room … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Writing is easy.  All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead Writing is like prostitution–first you do it for love, then for a few friends, and finally for … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting You are in the presence of a system administrator…..KNEEL You are wise, witty, and wonderful, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review You can't have too many buttons–only too little surface area You can't judge a book by its movie You can't teach people to be lazy.  Either they have it or they don't. You can't tell beforehand which side of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review When in doubt, use more thermite When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other When people go berzerk at the post office, why … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket? Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? Where's the CNTRL-ALT-MAKE SENSE button? Which came first, the future or the past? While you were … Continue reading →