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It's not easy being this
Stumbleupon Review It's not easy being this cute It's not mind-rot. It's intellectual ferment. It's not my FAULT It's not pinging. It's passed on. This program is no more. It's expired and gone to meet its make-r. This is a late program. It's a stiff… *This is … Continue reading
In some cultures, what I do
Stumbleupon Review In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal In space, no one can hear you play air guitar In ten minutes, the Joker poison on your Batman memorabilia will be activated In the beginning there was … Continue reading
Information Vampire–giving a
Stumbleupon Review Information Vampire–giving a whole new meaning to the word BYTE The information went dataway ——– Innocent and Horny [picture of unicorn] <has slashout> Insanity is hereditary–you get it from your kids Insanity–it's not just a plea, it's a … Continue reading
Irrationality is the square
Stumbleupon Review Irrationality is the square root of all evil Is it weird in here or is it me? Is PL/1 Batchrian or dromedary? Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be? … Continue reading
It may be a police state, but
Stumbleupon Review It may be a police state, but it's OUR police state It takes all kinds of people to make a world, but did you ever think the percentages were wrong? It takes longer than one lifetime to respond … Continue reading
It's a human thing, you
Stumbleupon Review It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand It's a Jewish thing–if you've got a little time, I'll explain it to you It's a patronizing thing–you wouldn't understand It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint … Continue reading
I'm not unemployed–I'
Stumbleupon Review I'm not unemployed–I'm looking for the perfect job I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it–just the thousands out there marked "occupant" I'm omnipotent–ask me how I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a … Continue reading
I'm sorry, but a unicorn
Stumbleupon Review I'm sorry, but a unicorn doesn't work like a mule I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial again. I'm sorry, my IQ's over 80. You wouldn't be interested. … Continue reading
Immanuel doesn't pun, he
Stumbleupon Review Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant Imminent Death of the Net delayed. GIF's at 12. Imminent death of the Net predicted–GIFs at 11 Immoral Minority charter member Impartial Moderator or Tyrannical Despot–only historians will know for sure Implementation is … Continue reading
I'm going to keep going to
Stumbleupon Review I'm going to keep going to these damned cons until I have a one night stand I'm GREAT at immaturity–I've been practicing for decades I'm having a deja vu experience, just like last time I'm having a mid-week … Continue reading