I've got a cat in my lap

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  • I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up
  • I've got nothing to say–don't make me say it twice
  • I've had fun before.  This isn't it.
  • I've had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility
  • I've made such a terrible mess of things…and all I wanted to do was rule the universe
  • I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it
  • I've read so much about the dangers of sex, smoking, and drinking that I've given up reading
  • …I've seen Sun monitors on fire off the side of the multimedia lab.  I've seen NTU lights glitter in the dark near the Mail Gate.  All these things will be lost in time, like the root partition last week.  Time to die… –Peter Gutmann, a.s.r.
  • I've suffered enough–when does my art improve?
  • I've suffered for my art–now it's your turn!
  • Jailing someone to keep them from ruining their life with drugs is like burning a village to save it
  • Janeway & Chakotay….because government is best 70,000 light years away
  • Jeez if you love Honkus
  • Jesus: "Hey, Dad?"  God: "Yes, son."  Jesus: "Western Civilization followed me home.  Can I keep it?"  God: "Certainly not!  And put it down this instant–you don't know where it's been."
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