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The nice thing about standards

Stumbleupon Review The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from Nick Knight Taking a bite out of crime, forever Nietzsche is pietzsche, but Sartre is smartre The Night Crew–it's an attitude Nine hundred years … Continue reading

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NO!  NO!  

Stumbleupon Review NO!  NO!  Don't touch the plot contrivance switch! No one can make you feel inferior without your consent No one ever built a statue to a critic No one expects the Spammish repetition   Spam!  Spam!  Spam!  Spam! No one is a failure who is … Continue reading

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Non-linear, far from

Stumbleupon Review Non-linear, far from equilibrium, and strangely attracted The Non Serviam Kid None of your 87 cats put the seat down either Normal?  Normal is a setting on my dryer Normal is when they cut off your sixth finger and … Continue reading

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My greatest fear is that one

Stumbleupon Review My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win My house is dog-broken My ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals.  The brilliance of my mind is dazzling.  Even I am impressed by it. My inner child … Continue reading

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My other wife is normal

Stumbleupon Review My other wife is normal My parents went to Diskworld, and all they got me was this lousy stuffed turtle My .sig can't come out today.  It has a virus. My ship came in.  It was the Kobayashi Maru. My … Continue reading

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Money is its own reward

Stumbleupon Review Money is its own reward Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship More hit points than you can possibly imagine Moriarty killed a clone–Holmes lives Morning begins when you get out of bed, and ends once you … Continue reading

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Mulder & Scully in 2000—

Stumbleupon Review Mulder & Scully in 2000—Trust no one else Mulder & Scully slash?  Isn't that a little…perverse? Mules and donkeys aren't used in war because they're too smart to go on a battlefield Mumble, mumble, mumble….POOF! MUMPS!  The 3 1/2 generation … Continue reading

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Logic is the beginning of

Stumbleupon Review Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end Look out for #1.  Don't step in #2, either. Looking for backrub victim Lord, please let me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Lost my head … Continue reading

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Make beer, not war

Stumbleupon Review Make beer, not war Make it so Make love, not war–but be prepared for both Make my day–try to pick up someone else Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler Managing programmers is like herding cats … Continue reading

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May those who love us, love us

Stumbleupon Review May those who love us, love us. And those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping. Maybe … Continue reading

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