Make beer, not war

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  • Make beer, not war
  • Make it so
  • Make love, not war–but be prepared for both
  • Make my day–try to pick up someone else
  • Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler
  • Managing programmers is like herding cats
  • Manual? We've just been pushing buttons until it works
  • Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
  • The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in your glove compartment
  • Mapping? No, I'm not mapping. I thought you were mapping.
  • Marching to a different kettle of fish
  • Martyrdom is the oldest way of achieving fame without ability
  • Marvelous! You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation!
  • Marx is a dead white male
  • The mass of mankind was not born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately, by the grace of God
  • Master of Pun Fu
  • Math for life, not for tests
  • Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theorems
  • Matter can be neither created nor destroyed nor returned without proper receipt
  • May the best man's pronoun win, even if he's a radical lesbian separatist
  • May the Force be with you
  • May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep
  • May the toes I step on today be in no way connected to the asses I must kiss tomorrow
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