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606 The area code of the Beast

Stumbleupon Review 606 The area code of the Beast 669 The Number of the Beastiality 669 The Orgy of the Beast [the numbers are tumbling about in undignified fashion] 666-6667 The Wrong Number of the Beast 668–the Neighbor of the … Continue reading

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See what happens when you don

Stumbleupon Review See what happens when you don't eat your broccoli! League of Pushy Women–Self-Appointed Chapter Head Self-defense is like going to the bathroom–it's not pretty, and no one else can do it for you Self-sacrifice is always a virtue–in … Continue reading

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Share and enjoy

Stumbleupon Review Share and enjoy She who dies with the most fabric wins She who must be obeyed SHE WHO would like to BE OBEYED at least some of the time Sheridan and Ivanova in 2000   Our last best hope Shift … Continue reading

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Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on

Stumbleupon Review Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage [picture of cigarette with forbid symbol] Sarcasm impaired.  Please mark all jokes clearly. Sarcasm? What's that? Save an endangered species–hug a romantic Save gaming–kill a Magic player Same old torture, every day, every day … Continue reading

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Real dragons don't sing

Stumbleupon Review Real dragons don't sing opera–just torch songs and scales A real friend isn't someone you use and throw away.  A real friend is someone who you use again and again. Real life is reasonable, but it makes a lousy … Continue reading

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Refusing to live in the real

Stumbleupon Review Refusing to live in the real world will substantially reduce the portability of your code Relaxed Agnostic   I don't know any answers   I'm not looking very hard, either Relaxed Bisexual Agnostic I don't know, I don't care, and maybe I'll … Continue reading

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Right after I graduate, I'

Stumbleupon Review Right after I graduate, I'm gonna sit in a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, and learn to play the flute Right theory, wrong universe The right to arm bears is the right to be free   HOKA LIBRE … Continue reading

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Planets are smarter than

Stumbleupon Review Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the three-body problem Playing in traffic on the information superhighway Please bus your trays–the food that you don't eat today may be the food that eats you tomorrow   Campus Crusade … Continue reading

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Politics is for the moment.&

Stumbleupon Review Politics is for the moment.  An equation is for eternity. Portions of the preceding were recorded.  As for the rest, I quite fear that it was all in your mind. Possession of the law is no excuse Possessor of a … Continue reading

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The problem with trouble-

Stumbleupon Review The problem with trouble-shooting is that trouble shoots back The problem with unwritten laws is that they're so hard to erase Producing a system from a specification is like walking on water–it's easier if it's frozen Professional Nuisance … Continue reading

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