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Entropy was just a concept,

Stumbleupon Review Entropy was just a concept, until I got a cat! The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist! WORK as if you don't need the money. LOVE as if you've never been hurt. … Continue reading

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Summa cum laude graduate,

Stumbleupon Review Summa cum laude graduate, Darth Vader School of Personnel Management Some mornings I just don't feel like slaying dragons It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand! System analysis is the process of finding exactly the … Continue reading

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Red meat isn't bad for you

Stumbleupon Review Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you! Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket? Hang Up and Drive! I did not escape, I have a day pass! Untie Dexlysics! … Continue reading

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This isn't a life it's

Stumbleupon Review This isn't a life it's a forced March! They're Lying Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see. Testing drugs on computers just makes them safe for computers. Life would be so much easier if we just had … Continue reading

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Mankind is the result of

Stumbleupon Review Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours. My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop … Continue reading

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Friends let you hide at their

Stumbleupon Review Friends let you hide at their place. Real friends let you hide bodies. Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal! Don't call us "gun nuts"– with a … Continue reading

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Weird Enough for Government

Stumbleupon Review Weird Enough for Government Work If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it!   Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.   Abolish … Continue reading

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Cats keep their claws sharp

Stumbleupon Review Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough Anything not nailed down is a cat toy! Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity A chill in the air, a … Continue reading

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If you find God hates the same

Stumbleupon Review If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image Reality? That's where the pizza delivery truck comes from Christmas is supposed to be about peace on earth, not … Continue reading

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I can't brain today. I

Stumbleupon Review I can't brain today. I have the dumb. Small brain, big universe Wheelchair….Sex Toy….What's the difference?    Your safeword is not my kink Fascist meanie poo-poo head Do not touch me without asking. If I say 'no', stop asking. … Continue reading

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