Stumbleupon Review
- Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant
- Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours.
- My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop reading mysteries all the time… Why didn't I start sooner?
- Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily deluded.
- It's hard to Soar with Dragons when you Work with Gargoyles
- Bean me up, Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here
- Some days, the most interesting thing on the TV is a sleeping cat!
- Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
- Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
- Just bring me the coffee and nobody will get hurt
- Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
- "Get a life?" I'm a gamer! I have lots of lives!
- A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of java and a good book. Ah paradise!
- We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity!
- Different drummer? I'm my own band!
- Forget world peace, visualize using your &+%?*$! Turn signals!
- Federal Espresso – When you absolutely, positively have to have something that will get you going, no matter what you were doing overnight!
- Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW! (ONLY-L:
- Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding