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Monthly Archives: February 2006
Cats keep their claws sharp
Stumbleupon Review Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough Anything not nailed down is a cat toy! Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity A chill in the air, a … Continue reading
Weird Enough for Government
Stumbleupon Review Weird Enough for Government Work If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it! Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children. Abolish … Continue reading
Balance the Budget. Declare
Stumbleupon Review Balance the Budget. Declare Politicians as Game and sell Hunting Stamps. My kid and your taxes go to Starfleet Academy The Cat Philosophy of Life: If you can't Eat it or Shred it, then Sleep on it. Welcome … Continue reading
There is no freedom OF
Stumbleupon Review There is no freedom OF religion without freedom FROM religion C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?) The Klingon Prime Directive: [tiHoH in Klingon font] Kill Them! Bad cop. Bad BAD cop. NO DONUT. If you … Continue reading
I can't brain today. I
Stumbleupon Review I can't brain today. I have the dumb. Small brain, big universe Wheelchair….Sex Toy….What's the difference? Your safeword is not my kink Fascist meanie poo-poo head Do not touch me without asking. If I say 'no', stop asking. … Continue reading
If you find God hates the same
Stumbleupon Review If you find God hates the same people you do, you may have created Him in your own image Reality? That's where the pizza delivery truck comes from Christmas is supposed to be about peace on earth, not … Continue reading
ORDINARY
Stumbleupon Review ORDINARY Callifragilisticexpialidocious not good enough for you? If atheism is a religion, baldness is a hair color Whenever there are sacrifices, there is someone collecting sacrifices Touched by His Noodly Appendage I am Letterman of Borg. Top ten … Continue reading
Buying a book is buying the
Stumbleupon Review Buying a book is buying the illusion you will have time to read it Support the separation of church and hate Circumflatulation: just farting around Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice [bits of ice striking hull] … Continue reading
When I was young, we rolled
Stumbleupon Review When I was young, we rolled our dice uphill, both ways, in the snow! A motion to adjourn is always in order What we want is things that work, what we get is technology Alpha Bitch I no … Continue reading
Save the Hubble [picture of
Stumbleupon Review Save the Hubble [picture of telescope] Darth Mom @11 J0ur b@53 r b310n6 2 us!!1! The big advantage of a light saber is that you can both cut and toast a bagel in one stroke <h3<km$t3!!1! JOOr k1n6 … Continue reading