Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Jesus is coming–if He's late, your second savior is free Jewish mystics do it by dybbuk Jewish Pagans are like regular Pagans–we believe in the Mother Goddess, we just feel guilty about not calling Jobs don't kill programmers.  Programmers … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up I've got nothing to say–don't make me say it twice I've had fun before.  This isn't it. I've had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It's ok to laugh during sex–just don't point It's possible to use karate against a swarm of plankton–but it won't help It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin] It's really … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It's not easy being this cute It's not mind-rot.  It's intellectual ferment. It's not my FAULT It's not pinging.  It's passed on.  This program is no more.  It's expired and gone to meet its make-r.  This is a late program.  It's a stiff…  *This is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It's hard to predict the future when they keep changing the past It's hard to seize the day when first you've got to grapple with the morning It's hard to think of you as the end result of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand It's a Jewish thing–if you've got a little time, I'll explain it to you It's a patronizing thing–you wouldn't understand It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It may be a police state, but it's OUR police state It takes all kinds of people to make a world, but did you ever think the percentages were wrong? It takes longer than one lifetime to respond … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Irrationality is the square root of all evil Is it weird in here or is it me? Is PL/1 Batchrian or dromedary? Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be? … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Information Vampire–giving a whole new meaning to the word BYTE The information went dataway ——– Innocent and Horny [picture of unicorn] <has slashout> Insanity is hereditary–you get it from your kids Insanity–it's not just a plea, it's a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal In space, no one can hear you play air guitar In ten minutes, the Joker poison on your Batman memorabilia will be activated In the beginning there was … Continue reading →