Stumbleupon Review
- It's ok to laugh during sex–just don't point
- It's possible to use karate against a swarm of plankton–but it won't help
- It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin]
- It's really the cat's house–we just pay the mortgage
- It's simple–you're seen what food processors do to food, right?
- It's time for reality to start adjusting to me
- It's tough being an alarm clock–you work weird hours and people hate you
- It's you and me against the world. When do we attack?
- Ivanova is God
- I've been awake so long the bags under my eyes are too big for carry on
- I've been learning from your mistakes–I don't make enough of my own
- I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
- I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life–I'm pleased to say I've won
- I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand
- I've found the missing link between animals and humans. It's us.
- I've given up trying to change the world. I'm going to toilet train it so that I never have to change it again.