It's not easy being this

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  • It's not easy being this cute
  • It's not mind-rot.  It's intellectual ferment.
  • It's not my FAULT
  • It's not pinging.  It's passed on.  This program is no more.  It's expired and gone to meet its make-r.  This is a late program.  It's a stiff…  *This is an X program.*
  • It's not procrastination–it's the incredible Just-in-Time Workload Management System!
  • It's not sugar–it's low-grain cereal
  • It's not that I don't believe in the system–I don't believe that there IS a system
  • It's not that simple [the initial letter is heavily ornamented]
  • It's not the principle of the thing, it's the money
  • It's not the years–it's the mileage
  • It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score
  • It's ok to disagree with me.  However, once I explain where you're wrong, you're supposed to become enlightened and change your mind.  Congratulating me on how smart I am is optional.
  • It's ok to do the right thing, as long as you don't get caught
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