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Stumbleupon Review We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities We are everywhere We are experiencing synaptical difficulties–please stand by We are the Franklin Mint of Borg. You will be assimilated….in five easy monthly payments. We are looking for the nuclear wessels … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Warning: grandparent with pictures Warning! I still have all my spells! Warning: My dragon has hiccups Warning: Objects in calendar are closer than they appear Warning: One human being.  Contents under pressure. Use only as directed. Warning: This person … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Veni, Vidi, VCR–I came, I saw, I taped Veni, Vidi, Velcro I came, I saw, I stuck around Veni, Vidi, Visa Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things —Dan Quayle Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothing. Veteran … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Usenet is not a right.  It's a right, a left, and an uppercut to the jaw. Usenet is not a right.  Usenet is a right, a left, a jab, and sharp uppercut to the jaw.  The postman hits!  You have new mail. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Under the most carefully controlled conditions of scheduling, programming, and con security, the fans will do what they damn well please Under the most carefully controlled conditions of temperature, density and pressure, the organism will do what it … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review TUIT [circular format] The Turing Tarpit is where everything is possible but nothing interesting is easy The twelfth regeneration's a bitch and then you die Two atoms bump into each other.  "Are you ok?"  "No, I lost an electron."  "Are you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review To summarize the summary of a summary: people are a problem To thine own self be cool To you I'm an agnostic.  To God, I'm the loyal opposition. Today is the first day of the rest of your sentence … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts Time is just an illusion perpetuated by the manufacturers of space Time is supposed to keep everything from happening at once…it's not working Time Lords say, "Go ahead, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings. This person is a natural product.  The slight variations in color andtexture enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review This doll looks like a hunter, but press the hidden button and it turns into a deer.  It's an Acteon Figure!  Pack of dogs sold separately This has been a test of the emergency weirdness system This IS a costume.  I'm … Continue reading →