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Stumbleupon Review Madness takes its toll–EZ pass in left lane    No sympathy for self-inflicted wounds    Photographic memory….I just ran out of film    If I lived in hell, I'd be home by now    It's the new millennium. Where's my flying car … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The human race's strongest sexual instinct is the impulse to meddle in other people's sex lives   These are my principles.  If you don't like them, I have others.    What does your name do in TECO?    Which is correct, typos … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If writing were easy, it wouldn't pay so much Fandom–the world's largest ADD support group Nostalgia: fond memories of when your knees didn't hurt War is how Americans learn geography The Two Rules 1) Don't tell people everything … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed Knowledge is power.  Power corrupts.  Study hard.  Be evil. Don't tread on me [with … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Things improve with age.  I'm approaching MAGNIFICENCE. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert until you have read it in the original Klingon What do you get if you cross a Unitarian and a Jehovah's Witness?  Someone who knocks on your door … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review If you're a Goth, where were you when we sacked Rome? America was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots Will of iron, nerves of steel, heart of gold, balls of brass…. No wonder I set off … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Beyond "For Dummies": C++ for the Non-plussed, Visual Basic for the Blind, Perl for Swine Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review RPGs: Where the voices in your head come out and play We are the SCAborg.  Prepare to be assimilated.  Resistance is feudal. When life hands me lemons, I make lemonade–but what should I do with raspberries? Because cats read with … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What would Brian Boitano do? The words of the magus are to know, to will, to do, and one more I could remember if everyone would just shut up for a moment Working with Unix is like wrestling … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A sound mind in a sound body is a goal, not a prerequisite Therapy is expensive.  Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap.  You chose. There is a fine line between genius and insanity.  I have erased that line. There WAS no cabal … Continue reading →