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Stumbleupon Review Cats are nature's response to orderliness Cats are not baby substitutes, babies are cat substitutes Cats are roommates.  Dogs are kids. Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't teach eight cats to pull a sled. The cats did it Cats … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review But if I learn from my mistakes, it'll take the fun out of making them again But, Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green! But reading the manual isn't any fun! But this IS … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The C Team–I love it when a program comes together C: \Coffee.exe not found, reboot user? Y/N? C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS  C:\DOS\RUN\SLOOOW C:\pet  C:\pet\cat  C:\pet\cat\ignore\human C>: Reality.sys not found, reboot universe?  Y/N? C++–It's still only average C++ Where only your friends can access your private … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Captain!  Somebody formatted the Warp Drive! Captain!  The doubletalk generators, they can take nae more!  We'll have to obey the laws of physics! Carpe Diem–Fish of the day Carpe Diem–Make your lives extraordinary Carpe DM Seize the dungeon master Carpe Noctem … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Beware–I'm armed and have pre-menstrual tension Beware of Quantum Ducks–Quark! Quark! Quark! Beware of the Vampire Jesus–He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now! Beware the Grin Reaper [smiley face with teeth] Beware! … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Bisexual: Specialization is for insects Bitch! Noun or verb… take your pick Bite off one chicken head and they never let you forget Black holes are where God is dividing by zero Blessed are the ugly and determined, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill Boredom delenda est! Borg Cola Not the choice of the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A bristlecone pine is just a fire's way of making another fire Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word Buchanan/Farakhan in 2000  Let's scare the hell out of everybody Bugs don't happen … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Backups?  We don't need no steenkin' ba*a%^q%% NO CARRIER Bad taste is timeless Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Balance the budget–declare politicians a game species Ban the Bomb–Save the world for conventional warfare The banality of evil … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Be careful–the last person using this keyboard had a terminal disease Be careful when you're playing under an anvil tree Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo Be nice to me–I'm … Continue reading →