Captain!  Somebody

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  • Captain!  Somebody formatted the Warp Drive!
  • Captain!  The doubletalk generators, they can take nae more!  We'll have to obey the laws of physics!
  • Carpe Diem–Fish of the day
  • Carpe Diem–Make your lives extraordinary
  • Carpe DM Seize the dungeon master
  • Carpe Noctem Seize the night I do more work after 2AM than most people do all day
  • Cars can smell it when you have money–computers can smell it when you have time
  • Cartoon Law 8: Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent
  • Cashectomies expertly performed
  • A cat at rest will tend to stay at rest unless acted upon by an outside food
  • A cat is always on the wrong side of the door
  • A cat is the visible soul of a home
  • Cat people are generally not conformists.  How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
  • Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function
  • Cats are Murphy's way of saying "Nice furniture!"
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