The border between the Real

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  • The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill
  • Boredom delenda est!
  • Borg Cola Not the choice of the Next Generation
  • Borger King We do it our way Your way is irrelevant
  • Born to be cuddled
  • Born to shop
  • "Bother", said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedos and lock phasers with the Heffalump.  Piglet, meet me in transporter room three."
  • The box said, "Install Windows 95 or better", so I installed Linux
  • Boxing is like a ballet, except that there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
  • Brain damage is what we were after…chromosome damage was just gravy
  • Brain on vacation, body on autopilot
  • Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot
  • BREAKFAST.COM halted…Cereal port not responding
  • Bribe is such a…crass word
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