Be careful–the last person

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  • Be careful–the last person using this keyboard had a terminal disease
  • Be careful when you're playing under an anvil tree
  • Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo
  • Be nice to me–I'm out of Valium
  • Be sure to save your money–you never know when it might be worth something
  • Be yourself–it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
  • Beagle Philosophy: Everything has a flavor
  • Beam me up, Scotty, it ate my phaser
  • Beam me up, Scotty, the elevators don't work
  • Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life here
  • Beam me up–they're not hiring either
  • Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh d'Etat!
  • Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charismatic Horny [capital letters are emphasized]
  • Beauty and the Beast–Bright Lights, Big Kitty
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