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Stumbleupon Review The meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation Microsoft will make something that doesn't suck the day it starts manufacturing vacuum cleaners Middle-Age Mutant Ninja … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder The last fan on earth sat alone in a room.  There was a loc on the door. The last man on Earth sat alone in his room.  There … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Lethargy in motion Let's get some chaos into this confusion Let's leave religion to the televangelists.  After all, they're the professionals. Let's split up–we can do more damage that way Liberal Arts Graduate–Will think for food A liberal is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Life is too short, but if you do it fast enough, you can live it one and a half times Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first. Life isn't always fair, but it shouldn't cheat that much Life needs pulldown … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Light a candle, curse the glare The light at the end of the tunnel may be a NO EXIT sign The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon Light Sabers–a part of living … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Jesus is coming–if He's late, your second savior is free Jewish mystics do it by dybbuk Jewish Pagans are like regular Pagans–we believe in the Mother Goddess, we just feel guilty about not calling Jobs don't kill programmers.  Programmers … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Kamikaze Paranomasiac each pun a killer Katana Space When carry on just isn't enough Keeping freedom safe from democracy Keyboard not found….Think F1 to continue Kick ass now, take names later Kill the DM…no, SLOWLY kill the DM … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It's hard to predict the future when they keep changing the past It's hard to seize the day when first you've got to grapple with the morning It's hard to think of you as the end result of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It's not easy being this cute It's not mind-rot.  It's intellectual ferment. It's not my FAULT It's not pinging.  It's passed on.  This program is no more.  It's expired and gone to meet its make-r.  This is a late program.  It's a stiff…  *This is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review It's ok to laugh during sex–just don't point It's possible to use karate against a swarm of plankton–but it won't help It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin] It's really … Continue reading →