Light a candle, curse the

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  • Light a candle, curse the glare
  • The light at the end of the tunnel may be a NO EXIT sign
  • The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon
  • Light Sabers–a part of living
  • Light Side, Dark Side–I'm the one with the blaster
  • Lightning is one hell of a murder weapon–and the best part is, it can't be traced
  • lim (3->4)  <square root of>3 = 2
  • Limit congress members to two terms–one in congress, one in jail
  • The lion and the lamb shall lie down together, but the lamb won't get much sleep
  • LISP is a recursive language–first you curse, then you recurse
  • LISP is like a finely choreographed ballet.  Ada is like a waltz of drugged elephants.  C is like a sword-dance on a freshly waxed floor.
  • The little engine that philosophized   I think I am!  I think I am!
  • The little engineer that could
  • Live Lent in the fast lane
  • Live long and prosper
  • Live long and prosper.  It's logical.
  • Live now–procrastinate tomorrow!
  • Live Wild or Die!
  • Living saint–please tempt
  • Lizard Invasion Newts at eleven
  • Logic designers don't have orgasms–they have nandgasms with inverted gates
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