Category Archives: Humour

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Stumbleupon Review Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it! We've got ENOUGH Youth, what we NEED is a Fountain of SMART! Out of mind – Back in 5 … Continue reading →

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Stumbleupon Review Entropy was just a concept, until I got a cat! The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist! WORK as if you don't need the money. LOVE as if you've never been hurt. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Not your child, Not your choice! Are you making an appointment with St. Peter on that cell phone? Going to church no more makes you a Christian than going swimming makes you a fish Belief is no substitute … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Summa cum laude graduate, Darth Vader School of Personnel Management Some mornings I just don't feel like slaying dragons It's a control freak thing. I won't let you understand! System analysis is the process of finding exactly the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy, green meat is bad for you! Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket? Hang Up and Drive! I did not escape, I have a day pass! Untie Dexlysics! … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review This isn't a life it's a forced March! They're Lying Ignore the propaganda. Focus on what you see. Testing drugs on computers just makes them safe for computers. Life would be so much easier if we just had … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution designed to produce a better Cat Servant Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours. My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop … Continue reading →