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- Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions
- If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it!
- We've got ENOUGH Youth, what we NEED is a Fountain of SMART!
- Out of mind – Back in 5 minutes
- WARNING! Dates in calendar are closer than they appear!
- Cats make great pets — out of their owners
- Ask me about my vow of silence
- Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
- "Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.
- Leave Earth Now – Ask Me How
- Please don't honk – Driver may go Postal if awakened
- Support the Math Illiteracy Tax – Buy Lottery Tickets
- Reality is the Hairball in the Catnap of Life
- In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
- The "Christian Right" is NEITHER
- Will Genetically Engineer Organisms For Food
- I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
- I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath!
- "NOT A MORNING PERSON" DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
- A good university needs a football team like a fish needs a bicycle.
- A Real Friend isn't someone that you use once and throw away, a Real Friend is someone that you can use again and again!