A closed mind doesn’t need

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  • A closed mind doesn’t need drugs– It’s already wasted
  • Getting a free kitten proves that you don’t need money to get love
  • Life’s a beach – and we’re just surfing time
  • Reunite Gondwanaland
  • You! Out of the gene pool!
  • GO AHEAD, HONK If I can hear you, you’re in range
  • Driver carries no more than $20 worth of ammunition
  • DO NOT DISTURB Occupant is disturbed enough already
  • BEEN THERE, DONE THAT – Can’t remember why…
  • I’m a Woman, not a Womb!
  • Smoking is like sex– It should always be between consenting adults in private
  • Omnipotent Omniscient Omnibenevolent – Pick two.
  • To a Cat, People are just Furniture that does Tricks
  • To a dog, you’re one of the family. To a cat, you’re one of the help.
  • Never trust a government that doesn’t trust YOU!
  • Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge!
  • I’m only driving this because aliens ate my Volvo
  • Come out, come out, whatever you are!
  • People are more passionately opposed to wearing fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than bikers.
  • You’d be like this, too, if they dropped a house on your sister!
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