Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background >>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… >>two men and a woman. >> >>For the final test, the CIA agents took one … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him Juan. Years later, Juan … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Someone complimented me on my driving the other day…. They left a note saying “parking fine”

Stumbleupon Review Things to do in a lift: 1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A bloke rings his local chemist. He asks, “Do you sell incontinence pants?” “Yes sir,” says the chemist. “Can I ask where you are ringing from?” “The waist down”, replies the man.

Stumbleupon Review An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review On Friday afternoon, the teacher announces to a class of 5-year-olds that they are going to do a spelling test. “Johnny – what did you do at lunchtime?” asks the teacher. “Well Miss” says Johnny, ” I played … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The Greek waiter at the cafe in Krateron, attracted a spectacularly-looking, tall, young, blonde customer. He invited her to his room, and after some small talk they had sex. After a pleasant interlude, and, at what seemed to … Continue reading →