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- The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
>>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists…
>>two men and a woman.
>>
>>For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
>>metal door and handed him a gun.
>>
>>”We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
>>circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
>>chair. Kill Her!!!”
>>
>>The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
>>
>>The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
>>
>>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
>>went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
>>man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
>>
>>The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home.”
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>>Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions,
>>to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
>>Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
>>crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
>>The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
>>
>>She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,”This gun is loaded with
>>blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
>>
>>Moral: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them.