On Friday afternoon, the

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On Friday afternoon, the teacher announces to a class of 5-year-olds that they are going to do a spelling test.

“Johnny – what did you do at lunchtime?” asks the teacher.
“Well Miss” says Johnny, ” I played in the sand pit”.
“Very good Johnny – spell sand”
“S-A-N-D? Miss?”. “Yes Johnny – well done, you passed”

“Suzy, what about you?”.
“I played with Johnny in the sand pit too miss”.
“Good Suzy – spell pit”.
“P- I -T miss?”
“yes Suzy – you passed too!”

“Abdul – what about you?”
“Well Miss” says Abdul, ” I wanted to play with Johnny and Suzy, but they wouldn’t let me because I’m an Iraqi”.
“Oh dear” says the teacher, “they were being racially prejudiced to you Abdul – spell racially prejudiced”

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