Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review Don't take life seriously–it isn't permanent Don't tell me not to burn my candle at both ends–just tell me where to get more wax! Don't tell my mother I work for the government. She thinks I work as … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Dragonriders do it in between Drink Blood—Fifty trillion mosquitos can't be wrong Drink up, Socrates, it's all natural Drug free school zone is a contradiction in terms Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Death before decaf Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number Death is but a doorway  Here, let me hold that for you Death?  Life?  I never did understand … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch Democracy is the form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves Demonstrations always crash–the probability of them crashing goes up exponentially with … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review DO IT–It's easier to get forgiveness than permission Do not call up that which you can not put on hold Do not call up that which you can't hang up on Do not disturb–I'm disturbed enough already Do … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum. Do what I mean, not what I say! Do what the little voices tell you, they're making sense Do what thou wilt is the whole of the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Does Emacs have the Buddha nature?  Why not?  It has bloody well everything else Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant?  No?  Not much of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The computing field is always in need of new cliches Con of the living dead Con Staff [in Darwin fish] A conference is a place where conversation is substituted for the dreariness of labor and the loneliness of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A corporation will do things too dumb for a person to do.  A government will do things too dumb for a corporation to do.  The bigger and older a corporation is, the more it resembles a government. The Corps is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Cthulhu Cthucks Cthulhu cthucks, but does he cthwallow? Cthulhu Express   When it absolutely, positively has to be turned into an eldritch crawling horror in eons Cthulhu for President  [if you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils] Cthulhu isn't … Continue reading →