A corporation will do things

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  • A corporation will do things too dumb for a person to do.  A government will do things too dumb for a corporation to do.  The bigger and older a corporation is, the more it resembles a government.
  • The Corps is mother, the Corps is father….but Bester is a REAL mother
  • Corrupt politicians make the other 10% look bad
  • Couch Potato
  • Couch potatoes have brain tubers
  • A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library
  • The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo
  • A cowboy walked into a bar. He was wearing a paper hat, a paper bandana, a paper shirt, paper chaps, and paper pants.  He was arrested…for rustlin'
  • Crampy Diem seize the Midol
  • Crankiness….for me it's just as natural as morning
  • Create a system any fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it
  • Creature of the Night
  • Crime doesn't pay, but at least you're your own boss
  • Crisis or no, nothing must interfere with tea!
  • Cry CHEEBLE! and unloose the hamsters of war
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