Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review That's ok–I don't remember my name either Theatre is life.  Cinema is art.  Television is furniture. The Theorem Theorem: If if, then then The therapist is NOT in There ain't no such thing as a free weekend There are many … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review There can't be a crisis next week–my schedule is already full There comes a moment in everyone's life, and I've had plenty of them There comes a time when nothing's left but style There IS a conspiracy.  I'm it. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review So many books, so little money So many books, so little time So many books, so little time/money/shelf space [checklist] So many centuries, so little time So many galaxies, so little time So many languages, so little time … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Sometimes my NOW is later than it should be Sometimes reality has no sense of style Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Star Trek V–Shat happens Starship Troopers: There can be only Juan State lotteries are a tax rebate for intelligence Stealing from others is called plagiarism.  Stealing from yourself iscalled style. Stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth WHAP!! … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review 606 The area code of the Beast 669 The Number of the Beastiality 669 The Orgy of the Beast [the numbers are tumbling about in undignified fashion] 666-6667 The Wrong Number of the Beast 668–the Neighbor of the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage [picture of cigarette with forbid symbol] Sarcasm impaired.  Please mark all jokes clearly. Sarcasm? What's that? Save an endangered species–hug a romantic Save gaming–kill a Magic player Same old torture, every day, every day … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review See what happens when you don't eat your broccoli! League of Pushy Women–Self-Appointed Chapter Head Self-defense is like going to the bathroom–it's not pretty, and no one else can do it for you Self-sacrifice is always a virtue–in … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Share and enjoy She who dies with the most fabric wins She who must be obeyed SHE WHO would like to BE OBEYED at least some of the time Sheridan and Ivanova in 2000   Our last best hope Shift … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Real dragons don't sing opera–just torch songs and scales A real friend isn't someone you use and throw away.  A real friend is someone who you use again and again. Real life is reasonable, but it makes a lousy … Continue reading →