Sometimes my NOW is later than

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  • Sometimes my NOW is later than it should be
  • Sometimes reality has no sense of style
  • Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem
  • Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary
  • Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug
  • Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species
  • Sorry I'm late…Do we hate everyone, or should I concentrate on someone in particular
  • SPCA–we're here to inquire about the health of Dr. Schrodinger's cat
  • Speak, friend, and enter.  If you don't press enter, nothing happens.
  • Speak softly and wear a LOUD shirt
  • Speaker to Teletypes
  • Spending a year dead for tax purposes
  • SPOON!!!
  • The squeaky wheel gets the hammer
  • Squint as you approach me, lest you be blinded by my beauty
  • SSDC–Same Shit, District of Columbia
  • SSDD–Same shit, different dimension
  • Standards are just industry's way of codifying obsolescence
  • Star Trek IV–so long, and thanks for all the fish
  • Star Trek is irrelevant.  The Borg are irrelevant.  Uselessness is futile.  You will be assimilated.
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