There can't be a crisis

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  • There can't be a crisis next week–my schedule is already full
  • There comes a moment in everyone's life, and I've had plenty of them
  • There comes a time when nothing's left but style
  • There IS a conspiracy.  I'm it.
  • There is a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad it's not a fence.
  • There is a very fine line between reality and fantasy–and I'd just as soon obscure it
  • There is no heaven or hell–only smoking or non-smoking
  • There is no key to the universe.  It was never locked.
  • There is no point in getting angry, but there is a stupid malignity to all this that does try one's patience
  • There is no situation, no matter how miserable, that the police cannot make worse
  • There is no substitute for good manners–except fast reflexes
  • There is no substitute for incomprehensible good luck
  • There is no TRUTH There is no REALITY There is no CONSISTENCY There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong
  • There is not now and never will be a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs
  • There is one difference between a madman and me.  I am not mad.
  • There is something fascinating about cosmology.  One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
  • There isn't much to being a comedian when you have the whole government working for you
  • There isn't time enough for love, so what does that leave for hate?
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