Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review Why did Douglas Hofstadter cross the road?  To make this riddle possible Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What's Latin for office automation? Why do people persist in walking directly into the well-marked, laser-sharpened, 80K rpm mill saw that is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What do you get if you have thirteen witches in a hot tub?  A self-cleaning coven What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?  New Age music What do you look like when you aren't visualizing anything? … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What part of "HUH?" didn't you understand? What part of MEOW didn't you understand? What part of NEIGH didn't you understand? [picture of angry horse] What part of NO didn't you understand? What part of NOT SUPPORTED didn't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review What's the difference between MAGIC the Gathering ™ and crack cocaine? You can get crack cocaine anywhere What's the difference between New Age and Neo-Pagan? About $500 a weekend What's the good of being grown-up if you can't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review We're going to keep on repeating history until we get a passing grade We're here to help you appreciate normal people We're so busy catching minnows, we forget we're standing on a whale We're sorry, the button you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review We, the unwilling led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.  We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing practically anything with virtually nothing. We wouldn't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities We are everywhere We are experiencing synaptical difficulties–please stand by We are the Franklin Mint of Borg. You will be assimilated….in five easy monthly payments. We are looking for the nuclear wessels … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review TUIT [circular format] The Turing Tarpit is where everything is possible but nothing interesting is easy The twelfth regeneration's a bitch and then you die Two atoms bump into each other.  "Are you ok?"  "No, I lost an electron."  "Are you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Under the most carefully controlled conditions of scheduling, programming, and con security, the fans will do what they damn well please Under the most carefully controlled conditions of temperature, density and pressure, the organism will do what it … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Usenet is not a right.  It's a right, a left, and an uppercut to the jaw. Usenet is not a right.  Usenet is a right, a left, a jab, and sharp uppercut to the jaw.  The postman hits!  You have new mail. … Continue reading →