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Stumbleupon Review Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum. Do what I mean, not what I say! Do what the little voices tell you, they're making sense Do what thou wilt is the whole of the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Does Emacs have the Buddha nature?  Why not?  It has bloody well everything else Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant?  No?  Not much of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Dahling, don't be so third-level Damn fine coffee, and HOT! Damn I'm good Damn it, Jim, you're a television personality, not an actor Dancin' fool [picture of dancing jester] The danger from computers is not that they will … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The computing field is always in need of new cliches Con of the living dead Con Staff [in Darwin fish] A conference is a place where conversation is substituted for the dreariness of labor and the loneliness of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A corporation will do things too dumb for a person to do.  A government will do things too dumb for a corporation to do.  The bigger and older a corporation is, the more it resembles a government. The Corps is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Cthulhu Cthucks Cthulhu cthucks, but does he cthwallow? Cthulhu Express   When it absolutely, positively has to be turned into an eldritch crawling horror in eons Cthulhu for President  [if you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils] Cthulhu isn't … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Caution: Hungry Dieter–May bite if provoked Caution–I was not hired for my disposition CD WOM–Wead onwy memowy Ceci | n'est pas une pipe Celestial Mechanic–inclined to be eccentric Censorship ///// is for your own good <has slashout> Certified … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry Cheap, Fast, Food–pick two Cheap, Fast, Good–pick two "Check out my home page", said the spider to the fly Cheer up–if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Christopher Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh Circular Definition: see Circular Definition Circular logic is self-validating.  Therefore, it is correct. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Clinton wants us to sacrifice–let's start with politicians … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths…all temperature cheer Come on, people–I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to … Continue reading →