Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot

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  • Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths…all temperature cheer
  • Come on, people–I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing
  • Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work
  • Common sense is what tells you the earth is flat
  • Competency is its own punishment
  • Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers
  • A computer is a genie that can grant any wish.  The catch is that you must express your wish exactly, in binary.
  • The computer is happy.  The computer is crazy.  The computer will try to make you happy.  This will drive you crazy.
  • The computer is stronger than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer
  • Computer Technicalities–it's all geek to me
  • Computers are like the Old Testament God–lots of rules and no mercy
  • Computers eat time–we only THINK they run on electricity
  • Computers run on smoke.  If it leaks out, they don't work.
  • Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion
  • Computers will be perfect when they can predict how much more the job will cost than the estimate
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