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- Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths…all temperature cheer
- Come on, people–I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing
- Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work
- Common sense is what tells you the earth is flat
- Competency is its own punishment
- Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers
- A computer is a genie that can grant any wish. The catch is that you must express your wish exactly, in binary.
- The computer is happy. The computer is crazy. The computer will try to make you happy. This will drive you crazy.
- The computer is stronger than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer
- Computer Technicalities–it's all geek to me
- Computers are like the Old Testament God–lots of rules and no mercy
- Computers eat time–we only THINK they run on electricity
- Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out, they don't work.
- Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion
- Computers will be perfect when they can predict how much more the job will cost than the estimate