At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year
At least Wesley didn't write and direct his own movie
Authenticity Police–death to Spandex!
Authors rarely welcome even the most constructive advice
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think
Avoid cliches like the plague–they're a dime a dozen
Avoid computer viruses–practice safe hex
THE BABY…an instrument of destruction
The Babylon 5 Mantra: Ivanova is always right. Ivanova is God. I will listen to Ivanova or Ivanova will rip my lungs out. Any questions? Good!
Back in my day, we didn't have any of these fancy disclaimers. We blamed our employers for our opinions, and they got sued for silly little provocations, and they would fire us, and we would be sleeping out in the cold and hungry, and we LIKED it that way
Back off, man–I'm a scientist
BACK RUBS–Given with pleasure, received with ecstasy
Any given program will expand to fill all availible memory plus 1K
Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re-evaluated during a subsequent period. It has been discovered that standard logic works sideways in this area due to the influence of the occupant.
Any reform must be accounted a success which does not have an effect exactly the opposite of that intended
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it
Any single standard will split into at least two semi-compatible standards within the cycle time of the fastest existing computer
Any slogan simple enough to fit on a button is too simple to do any good
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses
Any sufficiently advanced card game is indistinguishable from Magic(tm)
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
Any sufficiently complicated technology is indistinguishable from bad karma
Any sufficiently high technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk
Any sufficiently low technology is indistinguishable from hard work
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced
Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers
Alpha test version: too buggy to release Beta test version: still too buggy to release Release 1.0: alternate pronounciation of beta test version
Always keep a record of your data–it shows you've been working
Always keep clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark
Amateur Time Lord
Amateurs worry about strategy. Dilettantes worry about tactics. Professionals worry about logistics.
American Non-Sequitur Society–We don't make sense, but we do like pizza
American elect Democrats to Congress so they'll be given what they want and Republicans to the White House so they won't have to pay for it–neither one works
Amiga: the computer for the creative mind MacIntosh: The computer for the rest of us
Among animals, it's eat or be eaten. Among people it's define or be defined.
