Stumbleupon Review
- Any given program will expand to fill all availible memory plus 1K
- Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re-evaluated during a subsequent period. It has been discovered that standard logic works sideways in this area due to the influence of the occupant.
- Any reform must be accounted a success which does not have an effect exactly the opposite of that intended
- Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it
- Any single standard will split into at least two semi-compatible standards within the cycle time of the fastest existing computer
- Any slogan simple enough to fit on a button is too simple to do any good
- Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses
- Any sufficiently advanced card game is indistinguishable from Magic(tm)
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
- Any sufficiently complicated technology is indistinguishable from bad karma
- Any sufficiently high technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk
- Any sufficiently low technology is indistinguishable from hard work
- Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced
- Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers