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Time has little to do with

Stumbleupon Review Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts Time is just an illusion perpetuated by the manufacturers of space Time is supposed to keep everything from happening at once…it's not working Time Lords say, "Go ahead, … Continue reading

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To summarize the summary of a

Stumbleupon Review To summarize the summary of a summary: people are a problem To thine own self be cool To you I'm an agnostic.  To God, I'm the loyal opposition. Today is the first day of the rest of your sentence … Continue reading

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Suffering makes you deep.&nbsp

Stumbleupon Review Suffering makes you deep.  Travel makes you broad. I'd rather travel. Sunrise is nature's way of telling you it's bedtime Support free trade–smuggle! Support your local medical examiner–die strangely Support your local thieves' guild–leave your doors unlocked SUSHIDO–The way … Continue reading

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Techno-pagan

Stumbleupon Review Techno-pagan Terminator–The few, the proud, the machines Thank you for not breathing while I smoke Thank you for not lecturing me about not smoking Thank you for not trying to raise my consciousness Thank you for trying to … Continue reading

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That's ok–I don't

Stumbleupon Review That's ok–I don't remember my name either Theatre is life.  Cinema is art.  Television is furniture. The Theorem Theorem: If if, then then The therapist is NOT in There ain't no such thing as a free weekend There are many … Continue reading

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There can't be a crisis

Stumbleupon Review There can't be a crisis next week–my schedule is already full There comes a moment in everyone's life, and I've had plenty of them There comes a time when nothing's left but style There IS a conspiracy.  I'm it. … Continue reading

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There must be more fools than

Stumbleupon Review There must be more fools than knaves in the world, or else the knaves wouldn't have enough to live on There you go again–thinking you have rights There's a thin woman inside every fat woman…I ate mine There's … Continue reading

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Sometimes my NOW is later than

Stumbleupon Review Sometimes my NOW is later than it should be Sometimes reality has no sense of style Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes … Continue reading

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Star Trek V–Shat happens

Stumbleupon Review Star Trek V–Shat happens Starship Troopers: There can be only Juan State lotteries are a tax rebate for intelligence Stealing from others is called plagiarism.  Stealing from yourself iscalled style. Stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth WHAP!! … Continue reading

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So many books, so little money

Stumbleupon Review So many books, so little money So many books, so little time So many books, so little time/money/shelf space [checklist] So many centuries, so little time So many galaxies, so little time So many languages, so little time … Continue reading

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