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Coding

Stumbleupon Review Coding Book Four Thus spake the master programmer: “A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.” 4.1 A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a strings of pearls. … Continue reading

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Management

Stumbleupon Review Management Book Six Thus spake the master programmer: “Let the programmer be many and the managers few — then all will be productive.” 6.1 When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games. When accountants talk of quarterly … Continue reading

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Corporate Wisdom

Stumbleupon Review Corporate Wisdom Book Seven Thus spake the master programmer: “You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you can’t make him computer literate.” 7.1 A novice asked the master: “In the east there is a great … Continue reading

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Hardware and Software

Stumbleupon Review Hardware and Software Book Eight Thus spake the master programmer: “Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software, hardware is useless.” 8.1 A novice asked the master: “I perceive that one computer company is much larger … Continue reading

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Epilogue

Stumbleupon Review Epilogue Book Nine Thus spake the master programmer: “Time for you to leave.”

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God is who. Evolution is how

Stumbleupon Review God is who. Evolution is how. Got Blood? Microsoft will make something that doesn't suck when they start manufacturing vacuum cleaners Money talks. Chocolate sings. Passing Side [left arrow]  Suicide [right arrow] Power Corrupts–absolute power is kind of neat … Continue reading

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A closed mind doesn’t need

Stumbleupon Review A closed mind doesn’t need drugs– It’s already wasted Getting a free kitten proves that you don’t need money to get love Life’s a beach – and we’re just surfing time Reunite Gondwanaland You! Out of the gene … Continue reading

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Freedom of Religion means ALL

Stumbleupon Review Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions If a man's home is his castle, he can learn to clean it! We've got ENOUGH Youth, what we NEED is a Fountain of SMART! Out of mind – Back in 5 … Continue reading

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All right, who put the "

Stumbleupon Review All right, who put the "Morning People" in charge? When cryptography is outlawed, 7c%K@mp8T=;Rfs9bVhi*5xFwW/Q[uY The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny It's OUR money, not theIRS! EARTH IS FULL! GO HOME! Those who dance are thought mad by … Continue reading

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Entropy was just a concept,

Stumbleupon Review Entropy was just a concept, until I got a cat! The fact that no one understands you does NOT make you an Artist! WORK as if you don't need the money. LOVE as if you've never been hurt. … Continue reading

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