Book Eight
Thus spake the master programmer:
“Without the wind, the grass does not move.
Without software, hardware is useless.”
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8.1
A novice asked the master: “I perceive that one computer company is
much larger than all others. It towers above its competition like a
giant among dwarfs. Any one of its divisions could comprise an entire
business. Why is this so?”
The master replied, “Why do you ask such foolish questions? That
company is large because it is so large. If it only made hardware,
nobody would buy it. If it only maintained systems, people would treat
it like a servant. But because it combines all of these things, people
think it one of the gods! By not seeking to strive, it conquers
without effort.”
8.2
A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day. The master
noted the novice’s preoccupation with a hand-held computer game.
“Excuse me”, he said, “may I examine it?”
The novice bolted to attention and handed the device to the master. “I
see that the device claims to have three levels of play: Easy, Medium,
and Hard”, said the master. “Yet every such device has another level
of play, where the device seeks not to conquer the human, nor to be
conquered by the human.”
“Pray, great master,” implored the novice, “how does one find this
mysterious setting?”
The master dropped the device to the ground and crushed it under foot.
And suddenly the novice was enlightened.
8.3
There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors. “Look at
how well off I am here,” he said to a mainframe programmer who came to
visit, “I have my own operating system and file storage device. I do
not have to share my resources with anyone. The software is
self-consistent and easy-to-use. Why do you not quit your present job
and join me here?”
The mainframe programmer then began to describe his system to his
friend, saying: “The mainframe sits like an ancient sage meditating in
the midst of the data center. Its disk drives lie end-to-end like a
great ocean of machinery. The software is a multi-faceted as a diamond
and as convoluted as a primeval jungle. The programs, each unique,
move through the system like a swift-flowing river. That is why I am
happy where I am.”
The microcomputer programmer, upon hearing this, fell silent. But the
two programmers remained friends until the end of their days.
8.4
Hardware met Software on the road to Changtse. Software said: “You are
the Yin and I am the Yang. If we travel together we will become famous
and earn vast sums of money.” And so the pair set forth together,
thinking to conquer the world.
Presently, they met Firmware, who was dressed in tattered rags, and
hobbled along propped on a thorny stick. Firmware said to them: “The
Tao lies beyond Yin and Yang. It is silent and still as a pool of
water. It does not seek fame, therefore nobody knows its presence. It
does not seeks fortune, for it is complete within itself. It exists
beyond space and time.”
Software and Hardware, ashamed, returned to their homes.