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Monthly Archives: February 2006
Moebius always does it on
Stumbleupon Review Moebius always does it on the same side. Heisenberg might have slept here.
“Algebraic symbols are used
Stumbleupon Review “Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.”
Q: Why did the mathematician
Stumbleupon Review Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog “Cauchy”? A: Because he left a residue at every pole. Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to … Continue reading
Q: What’s purple and
Stumbleupon Review Q: What’s purple and commutes? A: An abelian grape. Q: What’s yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn’s Lemon.
Lightbulb Jokes
Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.scg.uwaterloo.ca/~hchcheng/lightbulb.html How many mathematicians does it take to replace a lightbulb (1)? Ten: One to do it and eight to watch. How many mathematicians does it take to replace a lightbulb (2)? One: He gives it … Continue reading
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Commonly Used Math Terms
Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.scg.uwaterloo.ca/~hchcheng/mathterms.html The following is a guide to the weary student of mathematics who is often confronted with terms which are commonly used but rarely defined. In the search for proper definitions for these terms we found … Continue reading
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Doin’ it : Q – T
Stumbleupon Review Doin’ it : Q – T Quantum physicists 1. Quantum physicists can either know how fast they do it, or where they do it, but not both. 2. Quantum physicists can either know when they do it, or … Continue reading
Doin’ it : M – P
Stumbleupon Review Doin’ it : M – P Markov 1. Markov does it in chains. Mathematical physicists 1. Mathematical physicists understand the theory of how to do it, but have difficulty obtaining practical results. Mathematicians 1. Mathematicians do it associatively. … Continue reading
Doin’ it : G – L
Stumbleupon Review Doin’ it : G – L Galois 1. Galois did it the night before. Galois theorists 1. Galois theorists do it in a field. Game theorists 1. Game theorists do it by dominance or saddle points. 2. Game … Continue reading
Doin’ it : C – F
Stumbleupon Review Doin’ it : C – F Cantor 1. Cantor did it until he was crazy. Catastrophe theorists 1. Catastrophe theorists do it falling off part of a sheet. Chaoticians 1. Chaoticians do it with sensitive dependence. Class field … Continue reading